The commissioner keeps popping up. Tap him. Don't tap anyone else — fifty points off, every time. He speeds up as you go, and the last five seconds get ugly. Best score lives in your browser, so lie freely.
+100 the commissioner
+300 the golden commissioner, rare, brief
📖 rulebook commissioner — armored, takes two hits
+3s tap the clock for extra time
−50 anyone else — they did nothing
×5 every 3 straight hits raises the multiplier; miss one and it resets
🔥 8 in a row: Fever, double points for five seconds
1–9 on a keyboard, the number pad maps to the board